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SAN FRANCISCO—First-person account of a developer who claims they were 'coding 24/7, finishing all the projects that had been shelved for years.' Now facing uncertain future.
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Productivity Drops 847% After Losing Free AI AccessDeveloper Spotted Coding Without AI Assistance, Immediately HospitalizedTech Bro Seen Actually Reading Documentation For First Time Since 2023Junior Developer Discovers Stack Overflow Still Exists, Community ShockedLocal Woman Claims He 'Doesn't Even Use AI That Much' While Refreshing GrokTech Worker Stages One-Person Protest Outside xAI Office, Brings Own SinkMan Realizes He Never Actually Learned To Code, Just Learned To PromptLocal Developer's Four Side Hustles Collapse SimultaneouslyDeveloper Attempts To Expense '$300/Month AI Habit' To Manager, Surprisingly ApprovedChange.org Petition To 'Make Elon Pay For Our Grok' Reaches 500K SignaturesSenior Engineer Admits They Don't Know What 'Tokens' Are, Just Wants Code To WorkProductivity Drops 847% After Losing Free AI AccessDeveloper Spotted Coding Without AI Assistance, Immediately HospitalizedTech Bro Seen Actually Reading Documentation For First Time Since 2023Junior Developer Discovers Stack Overflow Still Exists, Community ShockedLocal Woman Claims He 'Doesn't Even Use AI That Much' While Refreshing GrokTech Worker Stages One-Person Protest Outside xAI Office, Brings Own SinkMan Realizes He Never Actually Learned To Code, Just Learned To PromptLocal Developer's Four Side Hustles Collapse SimultaneouslyDeveloper Attempts To Expense '$300/Month AI Habit' To Manager, Surprisingly ApprovedChange.org Petition To 'Make Elon Pay For Our Grok' Reaches 500K SignaturesSenior Engineer Admits They Don't Know What 'Tokens' Are, Just Wants Code To WorkProductivity Drops 847% After Losing Free AI AccessDeveloper Spotted Coding Without AI Assistance, Immediately HospitalizedTech Bro Seen Actually Reading Documentation For First Time Since 2023Junior Developer Discovers Stack Overflow Still Exists, Community ShockedLocal Woman Claims He 'Doesn't Even Use AI That Much' While Refreshing GrokTech Worker Stages One-Person Protest Outside xAI Office, Brings Own SinkMan Realizes He Never Actually Learned To Code, Just Learned To PromptLocal Developer's Four Side Hustles Collapse SimultaneouslyDeveloper Attempts To Expense '$300/Month AI Habit' To Manager, Surprisingly ApprovedChange.org Petition To 'Make Elon Pay For Our Grok' Reaches 500K SignaturesSenior Engineer Admits They Don't Know What 'Tokens' Are, Just Wants Code To Work
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